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Schnatter
n. An excessively
impacted
bowel movement which produces painful anal
fissures
when
voided
.
"My Doctor informed me
the problem
was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a
crappy
health
plan."
By Gayle
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Schnattered
In reference to
Papa John
AKA John
Schnatter
, not having had his
day of reckoning
to this day.
Synonym to get rekt
Man this
fella
just kicked my ass in the bar, I got
schnattered
in there
By Gayleen
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John Schnatter-face
When a girl's face straight up looks like
Papa John's
founder
John
Schnatter
, no matter how killer her body is.
"That girl has
a a
sick booty
but she got a wicked case of
John Schnatter-face
!"
By Cacilia
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Schnatter
The act of
soiling
one's self after consuming
low quality
chain
store pizza.
Philip: "Oh no, I ate
Papa John's
, and now I have the bubble guts!"
Gwendolyn
: "Fuck, Philip! Don't Schnatter yourself in my
Elantra
!"
By Maiga
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