One of the 11 Spicers of herbs that KFC let loose on the world to produce alternative facts to demonstrate that the media has it wrong on the KFC recipe and all of Trump's ideologies.
Sean Spicer your salad with alternative american pepper which is organic and saves the world from the middle eastinportingspices and terrorists.
At first they didn't believe the sky was actually a dark shade of magenta but then I Sean Spicered the shit out of the situation and all of them suddenly believed.