Created by Jerry
Lavigne Jr, heard by Jersey Shore in Season 4, Episode 2. You say this line to someone who's trying to
smush/hit on a
LG/young chick, usually after stating how damn young she already is.
Vinny: If she got a basket on her bicycle,
she's too young for you, man!
Pauly D: If she still has the
parental control on her TV in her bedroom, she's too young for you, bro!
Vinny: If she only owns 'Snow White' on DVD, she's too young for you, man!
Pauly D: If
Keds still light up, he's too young for you, bro!