A picture or portrait of your bookshelf. Showcasing literature IN ALL IT'S GLORY!
(This term was originally defined by author Rick Riordan).
Not to be confused with selfie .
The act of "shelving" an MDMA pill by inserting it halfway into the anus, then taking a photo of said pill while it is still poking out from the anus before fully pushing it in. Usually followed by posting the resulting photo on social networks to show how hip you are with the drug scene.
Clara: "Lets get these pills up our arses and hit the clubs!"
Ned: "Just one moment while I take a shelfie for the facebook!"
By Teresa
Shelfy
Used to describe a girl who has large breasts, either on their own or relative to her body. Either way, they gotta be big!
Gary: "Whoa that girl is a bit shelfy isn't she?"
Bruce: "Yeah, i know what you mean"
Gary: "I haven't seen melons like that in a while"
Bruce: "Preaching to the choir, ma man"