Define Shelfie Meaning

Shelfie
a picture of things on the shelf above your kitchen sink

My shelfie shows that Papa Smurf is in the house.
By Jacklyn
Shelfie
The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit, most commonly sent to your significant other.

My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating unless I send a shelfie a day.
By Brandi
Shelfie

"You got a job?"
"Yup, I'm a shelfie."
By Pat
Shelfie
A self picture worthy of a shelf

Why take a shelfie when you can pay a homeless man five cents to take one.
By Blinni
Shelfie
A selfie while you're on the toilet taking a shit. Shit + Selfie = Shelfie.

"I'm shexting you right now, next I'm gonna post a shelfie to Instagram!"
By Marylou
Shelfie
A picture or portrait of your bookshelf. Showcasing literature IN ALL IT'S GLORY!
(This term was originally defined by author Rick Riordan).
Not to be confused with selfie .

As you can see, everything in my shelfie is color coordinated.
By Liva
Shelfie
A photo taken to show off what is on someones shelf, usually to show off figures/statues or collectible memorabilia.

"Here's a Shelfie, check out my 1/6th scale Iron Man figures"
By Eleonore
Shelfie
The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit.

Oh my god! That is a great shelfie, did you redecorate your bathroom?
By Ilsa
Shelfie
The act of "shelving" an MDMA pill by inserting it halfway into the anus, then taking a photo of said pill while it is still poking out from the anus before fully pushing it in. Usually followed by posting the resulting photo on social networks to show how hip you are with the drug scene.

Clara: "Lets get these pills up our arses and hit the clubs!"
Ned: "Just one moment while I take a shelfie for the facebook!"
By Teresa
Shelfy
Used to describe a girl who has large breasts, either on their own or relative to her body. Either way, they gotta be big!

Gary: "Whoa that girl is a bit shelfy isn't she?"
Bruce: "Yeah, i know what you mean"
Gary: "I haven't seen melons like that in a while"
Bruce: "Preaching to the choir, ma man"
By Clemmy