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Define Shotput Meaning

Shotput
While a woman is being fisted she engages her kegels, stands up and spins around in a circle until she releases the fister, flinging him across in the manner of a shotput.

-Holy crap man! I'm never going to fist a bitch again.
-What do you mean?
-I was fisting my girl and she got pissed.
-So what happened then?
-So she gets pissed and she fuckin' shotputs me across the room!
-Harsh, dude, I hope you learned your lesson.
By Gnni
The Oklahoma Shotput
When you defecate into a canteloupe and feed it to someone by the spoonful.

I gave the Gandrea an Oklahoma shotput last night and she loved it.
By Carmina
Horizontal Shotput
The act of sexual intercourse.

Let's go back to my place later on and do the horizontal shotput baby.
By Marj
Pepper John Shotput
To recieve a blowjob while taking a shat and having your partner rub pepper in your nose in order to sneeze. The goal here is to experience three satisfying feelings at the same time.

example 1-
1:"Dude, I think she loves me"
2:"Why do you say that?"
1:"Because she gave me the Pepper John Shotput last night"
2:"Wow, that is love... I guess I love my Dad then."
1:"umm....not supposed to Pepper John Shotput your dad dude"
2:"Oh, I'm an asshole"
example 2-
Girl: "Come on honey, I'm horny!"
Guy: "I don't know babe, I have to Cleveland Browns to the super bowl"
Girl: "Okay, I'll Pepper John Shotput you, but you have to give me the Colorado Turnaround tonight"
Guy: "Okay, love you.
By Gladys
Hungarian Shotput
The Hungarian Shotput, is the act of throwing bitesize amounts of food from a distance, into the mouth of a person who sleeps with their mouth open.

I caught my snoring Grandma on the family couch, so I grabbed some scotch eggs and played a bit of Hungarian Shotput.
By Sheela