An expression used in situations where one could have avoided a poor,
destructive, or unpleasant decision by smoking
hash oil instead. Kind of like the
V8 commercials, except replace V8 with oil.
Guy 1: I got drunk and
totaled my car last night. I feel like such an idiot.
Guy 2:
Shoulda coulda oiled.
Guy 1: Man, yesterday sucked. I had to meet
Jenny's parents and they totally hated me.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
Guy 1: I can't believe Bob overdosed on heroin. He had his whole life ahead of him.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.