Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but
we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin.
I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.