Define Skil Meaning

Skil
A (most likely mythical) African bum disease. Occasionally heard as part of the following joke:

Person A: Do you have skil?
Person B: Yeah!
Person A: LOL, you have an African bum disease.
By Jillana
Skil
Skil means being responsible, and not a dick. It also means to have common sense. It is of nordic descent, and has been used for centuries. It is pronounced (sheel) and can be used in a variety of ways such as:

Jacob: You lost your skil, i should shake some into you
Olaf: No i have perfect skil, back off
Jacob: *shakes skil into olaf*
Olaf: I feel much better now
By Melody