descriptor
A term which refers to a highly intoxicated individual who is moving and/or speaking in what appears to be
slow motion.
This was a frequent occurence on the
short-lived 1980's sitcom "
Small Wonder" in which the featured robotic child, Vicky, often ran low on power and exhibited a much slower rate of movement and speech before she completely powered down.
Margeauxx was having so much fun dancing at
Bartini, but after that
last shot of tequila she was totally small wondered and could only do the robot in
slow motion.
I wondered why I could hear crickets all of the sudden, then I realized CJ was drunk on vodka soaked pineapple and completely small wondered.