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Define Smoking Cigarettes Meaning

Real Smokes ( Cigarettes
to buy cigarettes from a store are classed as real smokes, and not market or black marketted / home grown tobacco and rolled into tubes and filters this is where real smokes are called REAL SMOKES !!!!!

Real smokes ( Cigarettes ), hey mum what are real smokes, they are bought smokes not rolled smokes, can i have a fake smoke okay nafan yes you can, hey mum can i have a real smoke okay nafan u can have one of my horizons if u like . thx mum i love you, i love you to son.
By Merola
Cigarette Smoking Man
Character on the X-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. Always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.

Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.

The X-files is on...I hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.

Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.
By Catrina
Cigarette Smoking Man
A.K.A Cancer Man, Cigarette Smoking Man, Smokey, C.G.B Spender.
Main anti-agonist at the x-files, cant be seen without his cigarette even in a single episode, he smokes "morley" which is a fictious brand of cigarette.

Cigarette Smoking Man is the badass of the X-Files.
By Jacqui
Smoking Cigarettes
Something only cool people do.

Don't believe what society and media says about smoking cigarettes. It doesn't give you cancer, and it does not make you sick.

If you smoke, you don't give a fuck about what people think or say about you. That is a good attitude to have and a great way to live your life!

They say smoking fixes everything, and it does!

Also, second hand smoking effects is not a real thing. Just another thing society and media wants you to believe about smoking cigarettes.

James: Woah Jim, look at that guy!

(Some guy smoking a cigarette)

Jim: Whoa! That guy is Smoking Cigarettes?! That guy is so cool! I wish I could be that cool!

James: Me too Jim... Me too.
By Sada
Murphy's Law Of Cigarette Smoke
"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
By Sharla
Two Pennies And A Half Smoked Cigarette
The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
By Renie