Handkerchief, a piece of cloth kept in the back pockets of
toothless rednecks, that when pulled out and "
waved about" serves as a signal that they're about to sneeze or hack up a lung in a particularly disgusting manner.
Cousin
Billy-Bob, kin I
borry your snotrag? I gots ta' aaah-AAACHOOOO!! Sorry
'bout that cousin Billy-Bob......club soda'll take that right out.