Define Son Of Socks And Sandels Meaning

Son Of Socks And Sandels
Ashamed off-shoot of bicyle riding environmentalist.Extremely opinionated with an irrational borderline racist hate of american music and love of ledgendary bands such as flavour of the month indie band "the Wombats"

"Wow,son of socks and sandels just said all american bands are shit"

Reply:"Well he's probably just trying to fit in"
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