Dude, I grew up here in Sonoma County, but now I have to
leave on account of I cant find a house to buy that is worth a shit under 350,000 dollars. Also, my fucking taxes are so high on account of all the welfare and
social services being doled out to illegal immigrants, that I really can't afford a house. Also, because my wife and I have a combined income of just over 70,000 dollars, we are considered rich by the scum that run the state, and our bank account is the shits because we have to support all these goddamn
illegals.