a person who demonstrates
douchebaggery while proudly ordering "edemame" (visualize
pinky out sipping his "apple-tini"), all while flawlessly executing proper
chopstick technique.
excuse me souchebag, but will you pass me that big fucking
fork so i can
eat this shit in 3 bites and stare at the side of your face for the next hour while you use a branch to
eat rice.... souchebag.
