A patch of hair located
under the bottom lip that, when in combination with
A)shirt and tie,
B)long unkempt hair,
C)tinted glasses,
D)a turtleneck,
is an indication that its wearer is
A) a young graduate to the creative arts industry, who has gotten disillusioned with how
institutionalised his profession has gotten, and wishes to mount one last stand against being assimilated as an
office drone. But is oblivious to the fact that he actually appears to be gay.
B) a sloppy shaver who uses phrases like 'carefully chosen image' and 'personal statement' as excuses to neglect his personal hygiene. But is oblivious to the fact that his efforts are in vain because he really just looks gay.
C) a man who is undergoing mid-life crises and is trying desperately to relive the days of his youth, in need of something that will make him feel young again. However, also oblivious to the fact that it really just makes him look gay.
D) gay.
Jean stroked his soul patch in appreciation, as his eyes travelled the length of the shapely body belonging to the elegant lady standing in his shop. Finally, he announced, "I sink you will find zat that
zis red dress here, I love it -so- much!!, yes, zis dress is ze one for you,
darlink. Look at ze
needlework! C'est divine!"
