Soup flavoured soup is a mystery is all, but
soup flavoured soup is really just water. Soup without
flavour - stockcube water. Flavourless stockcube water? Water. Soup flavoured soup is actually
bitterly disappointing; don't buy it. You're wasting your money - take it from someone who knows.
Soup flavoured soup is boring - where's the alcohol at?
Soup flavoured soup is a
deceit.
Don't buy
soup flavoured soup; you're wasting your money.
Soup flavoured soup helps keep you
hydrated - don't forget to bring it to the gym on hot days!
You are soup flavoured soup.