An individual of hispanic ancestry with below-average intelligence. Originates from descriptive of residents of much-maligned Northen New Mexico town of
Espanola or, in local parlance,
Spana, whose residents frequently are the butt of derogatory jokes. A simple
spaniard.
Anthony is a typical spanard - one time that simple
vato was cruising and he got lost because the
lights on the Sonic sign were out and he didn't know when to turn around.