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Sparty
SPARTY spahr-tee noun. a social gathering during which the invitees watch spartacus & drink to double sword chops and calorie boobs.

dont be tardy for the sparty
By Devora
Sparti
a municipality of Laconia, Greece; lies at the site of Ancient Sparta

Remo Pizza Cafe is located in modern Sparta/Sparti
By Dolley
Sparty
1) A party consisting of exactly 300 people. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"

2) (true to the word) A party consisting of exactly 300 half-naked men in Spartan outfits. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"

Hey dude, you going to the TCNJ sparty, they got 298 people. If we make it quick, we won't get kicked down the well.
By Cherise
Spartying
Verb
When Michigan State Spartans get together and party.

To MSU student: "Hey guys wanna go sparty?"
"Sure, But I'm already spartying!"
By Gennifer
Sparty On!
The phrase that replaces "party on" at Michigan State University

Did you see that game? Yeah dude, Sparty on!
By Corinna
Sparty
The muscular mascot for Michigan State University, featured as a terra cotta statue and foam rubber mascot at games and events.

Sparty has been featured in ESPN commercials, Jones Soda bottles, named "buffest mascot" by Muscle and Fitness magazine and was the first non-athlete featured on the cover of the NCAA Football video game (for the 2009 Wii edition)

Look, on the sideline, it's Sparty leading the fans in the fight song.
By Fredelia
Sparty
A party by which the people attending are disabled (Spaz)

Don't go in there, its a sparty its not for us.
By Bonni
Pull A Sparty
Doing everything possible to fail miserably at any task after success appeared inevitable. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Being one's worst enemy. A reference to the tendency of the Michigan State Football team to dominate 3 1/2 quarters only to implode and give the game away to their opponent, resulting in a frustrating defeat.

Example 1: Bill overachieved all year to get that promotion, but got fired for sending that joke about his boss to the whole company. Bill really Pulled a Sparty.

Example 2: That girl has been into Jeff all night. I hope he doesn't Pull a Sparty and tell her about his Dungeons and Dragons collection.
By Bertha
Sparty Watch
The MSU act of throwing an all night dance party at the Sparty statue during Michigan week in order to ward off the carpet munching U of M students.

"Lets go John, we need to go to Sparty Watch in order to keep those inbred University of Michigan students from fucking with the Sparty statue."
By Beverley
Sparty
If someone is 'sparty', they see themselves as enigmatic and reserved, but more often than not they are talking utter bullshit. This means that they are nearly constantly ridiculed for foolish 'nuggets of wisdom'.

If you jump off a cliff, does that mean that you fall to your death, or jump to your death?
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Don't be such a sparty fool.

The hairiest side of a horse is the inside.
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SILENCE! Stoopid sparty.
By Darla