A wild place in Eastern Kansas where you can see the basic white girl in her natural habitat. Where all the girls think they're country because they think
Sam Hunt and
Thomas Rhett are hot. A place where more white people say the n word in an hour than Samuel L Jackson did in Pulp Fiction. A place where
vapers think they run the school. Where boys vandalize the bathroom because they think it's funny.
Man 1: Why's the bathroom locked?
Man 2: Some dumbass from
Spring Hill tried to take the mirror
off the wall.
Man 1: What an idiot.
Man 1: I smell
cotton candy! There must be a fair nearby!
Man 2: No, that's just the douches at Spring Hill High School who think it's cool to vape.
Man 1: What a bunch of assholes.