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Silicon Valley so they think they're better than Harvard when truly they dick out in a state like California and yet it doesn't have the best reputation in the world. I heard they take all the applications and give them a
powerball number and whoever can successfully get all numbers and the powerball gets accepted, with no consideration if that guy
did work.
Lazy D Student: Yo, I got into Stanford University! I won the
Powerball because I got straight Fs freshman to
junior year and a few D plusses senior year, an 890 on the SAT, and I did no extracurriculars aside from sit my fat ass on Fortnite all day!
Achieving Student: I got rejected from Stanford. I must've lost like a Powerball drawing or something, because I had all AP and Honors classes all four years and I had an A+ in all classes and I got a 1600 on the SAT, and I was captain of the football team, winner of several math competitions, and parts of exclusive knowledge clubs. I guess
my dick fell off for nothing.