Define Stant Meaning

Stant
its when you cant sit comfortably because you have a stiff poop in your butt

friend-DUUUUUDEEEEEE theres a party on bakers street wanna go?
me-i really cant, i got a stant here.
friend-what?
me-what?
friend-*stares*
me-*stares*
friend-are you shitting on my couch?
By Bill