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Define Couch Meaning

Couch
Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.

After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.
By Clemence
Couch
A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.

Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.

Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.

You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.

I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.

I bought my dog a couch.
By Gerianna
Couch
when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)

I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party
By Eudora
Couch
the second best thing to use next to the bed ;)

lets go have some fun on te couch =D
By Tonye
Couch
One's system of morals or beliefs

dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.
By Cori
Couch
An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

couches are total ass magnets
By Doralia
Couch
Verb: to take a quick nap, especially just before or just after a big event

Emmy's all-night party is tonight, so I'm gonna go couch for a while. Tell me if anyone calls.
By Delcine
Couch
a good old place where we all get naked

last night we had a crazy orgy on the couch
By Pauly
Couch
Another word for a Harley Davidson type motorcycle, usually spoken by people who drive crotch rockets.

Look at that dude riding his couch thinken he's bad.
By Erin
Couch
Vagina

Stop picking at my couch!
By Ramonda