Lisa is the greatest badass bitch you have ever laid eyes upon. She is very smart, although can be dumb af
sometimes. For example, a Lisa might mistake an echo
of a table with a refrigerator turning on (not her fault btw). Lisa is a great reader
and will literally sit in her room for months at a time (not moving aka dead), reading. Her laugh sounds like a dying chicken, which is also sometimes a nickname for the infamous "Lisa". Lisa is always right. Don't forget that. Ever.
Person one: OMG DID YOU SEE LISA
Person two: OMG I DID! DID YOU SEE HOW SHE THOUGHT THAT A WALL
WAS AN ENTRY