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Furniture
The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).

From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.
By Ariela
Furniture
When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture.

Everyone's been on that piece of furniture.

I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.
By Aileen
Furniture
Marijuana, colloquial, obscure. Used to camouflage in mixed company or in telephone conversations.

"Hey, wanna come over and help me move some furniture?"
"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."
"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."
By Olia
Furniture
another nickname for a man's package

before going rock-climbing, i had to make sure all the furniture was in the same room
By Ebba
Furniture
Another word for a women.

Can I get some of that furniture?
That piece of furniture is hot.
By Ardith
Furniture
referring to ones teeth

damn dogg did you see that hoe's furniture, it was all messed up!
By Tessi
Furniture
Office workers that have been there so long, and do so little, that you only notice them when they move or are missing.

Hey where's Fred? It's like somebody took a piece of the furniture !
By Cornie
Furniture
Something you sit on.

Grenade is a peice of furniture
By Wilmette
Furniturize
the uneducated way to say 'to put furniture in a house'; to furnish.

Dalton was looking for a furniturized house.
By Danette
Furnituring
(adj.) a word of exclamation used when describing furniture

Dude, that couch over there is so furnituring comfortable. I could make out on it all day!
By Patience