a) a meaningless verbal conflict between two individuals over a locker/
storage space belonging to neither of them.
b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a cheap self storage facility for your
belongingsc) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent
the locker.
If you are in a storage-wars definition a) you are doing something stupid; first figure out who the
storage space belongs to. if definition b) applies to you, what is
to Louis XIV if you are dumped out; finding storage a storage space for your belongings is now your problem.