a mental condition characterized by delusions of
persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated
self-importance, typically elaborated into an organized system given by reading tweets. A person would think, when they see someone
subtweet, it is about them.
Tweet: She just gave me the
nastiest lasagna ever.
Jim: I saw your tweet. You could've just told me you didn't like my cooking.
John: What are you even talking about? You never even cooked me lasagna. That tweet wasn't about you.
Jim: I'm sorry. I guess I have a case of
subtweet paranoia.
