Define Swede Meaning

Swede
An extremely cool, dope and chill person from Sweden; Europe.

You've seen that swede livin' in mah block?
By Raf
Swede
To make a homebrew version of a famous movie. i.e. - "Be Kind, Rewind"

"Did you see that new swede of Star Wars on youtube?"
By Lisetta
Swede
1. Person of Sweden, Scandinavia, Northern Europe. Typically tall and very good-looking with white-blonde hair and blue eyes. There is a stereotype that says Swedish girls are all horny bimbo sluts, but this mostly came from a couple of Swedish actresses during the 1950s who played some of the first nude roles.

2. A whitish-green vegetable with broad waxy leaves that grow in a tight "rose". Belongs to the cabbage family.

(This actually happened in my school.)

Person 1: Did you see that HOT new girl? She is HOT!
Person 2: Yeah, she's Swedish.
Person 1: I would BANG her!
Person 2: Dude, woah. She's only like, 12. They grow fast in Sweden.
By Matty
Swede

you walk down the street and bump into a swede and the first thing said is sorry and the first thing done is fast walking so as not to create a situation beyond thier control
By Marybeth
Swede
Slang for your heid

Yer pure burstin' ma swede man!

Kylie Minogue's: "I just cannae get you oot ay ma swede..."
By Arlette
Swede
Guy with typically Swedish looks, stylish and gay!

By Adina
Swede
a head thats much larger than normal most likely on babies and young children

fuck me look at the swede on that sprog my god it`s a ugly little fucker init,
gob off to me again and you`ll get a slap round your fucking big swede
By Lorraine
Swede
What some people around the Atlanta, Georgia area refer to black people as because they figure it's not as offensive as calling the darkies a ni****. It's a way to talk about them without their knowing, because a swede is the completely opposite color of a whitey.

50 points for hittin' the momma swede!
By Bess
Swede
A wog with a shitty riced up car like an Excel with a drift wing or a GX Imprezza with a WRX bonnet.

Look at that fuckin' swede with his STi shopping trolley. I bet he lives in Sydney
By Max
Swede
A big nosed hulking kinda guy that is terribble at math and resembles a cop!

Hey Swede, stop looking like a cop or we're gonna get our asses beat!
-stop crying .......fuckin'swede
By Cindie