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Table
An inanimate object that James Hetfield of Metallica claims to be.

I AM THE TABLE!
By Wendye
Table
A usually flat, horizontal surface, around which people often gather to smoke righteous ganja buds, and to throw their paraphernalia on afterwards, during, and before the action of said smoking. Another interesting and defining feature of tables, is their ability to prevent to loss of the items they hold: yes, if you're ever worried about some important document, or an intricate south asian glass figurine, just find a table to place it on and you;ll know exactly where it is when you next look for it!

Guy 1: "hey dude, im so baked, i can't find anything. where are the weed and intricate south asian glass figurines at?"

Guy 2: " bro, they're on the table. right were you left them."
By Eleanora
Table
Somewhere to have sex.

I had sex on the table with margaret.
By Jenelle
Table
An idiotic person who is often unaware of their own good qualities and insists on complaining about their faults. This results in them becoming extremely annoying.

You're such a table.
By Christine
Table
Any (and I do man ANY) flat horizontal surface upon which one can arrange powder cocaine or methamphetamine in lines for the purpose of snorting through a straw. Drug users are a curious lot. The same doper chick who carries hand sanitizer around in her purse will do a line off the toilet in a public restroom in a pinch.

Loserdoperchick: "Hey, I scored some powder, you got a table in here?"
Dude: "There's a CD case under your seat, but I thought I told you I didn't want that shit in my car. I've got a job and a reputation, you know? How do you afford it anyway since you're an unemployed junkie?"
Loserdoperchick: "I blew some guy in the bathroom of the last club we were in."
Dude: "Remind me why I put up with you again."
Loserdoperchick: "Because when I'm fucked up, I take it in the ass like a pornstar."
Dude: "Right."
By Chelsae
Table
n. It is in the middle and things are on it.

"that stack of trays makes a nice table!"

man number 1: yo man you got a table so we can play cards?

man number 2: yea dude just grab the garbage can and flip it upside down.. or the cardboard box with my school books..

girl: yes!
By Alys
Table
a new way to call a girl with a small upper body

Yo bro, she's like a table. She doesn't have anything but legs.
By Amelina
Table
an exercise tool for angry teens in a classroom

you know what ms david your being a bitch i must now flip this table
By Nannie
Table
To be flatchested and have 4 nips

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooliagn!
By Lyndy
Table
a set of data arranged in rows and columns

a piece of furniture having a smooth flat top that is usually supported by one or more vertical legs; "it was a sturdy table"

a piece of furniture with tableware for a meal laid out on it; "I reserved a table at my favorite restaurant"

mesa: flat tableland with steep edges; "the tribe was relatively safe on the mesa but they had to descend into the valley for water"

postpone: hold back to a later time; "let's postpone the exam"

a company of people assembled at a table for a meal or game; "he entertained the whole table with his witty remarks"

arrange or enter in tabular form

put the shit on my table
By Juliane