Take The Dirt Road

Stick it in her butt

“Did you guys bang last night?” “Ya she was in her period so I decided to take the dirt road instead and put it in her butt.. didn’t eben have to wrap it

By Dulciana

Make A Train Take A Dirt Road

Looks so striking they cause people to act in ways out of the ordinary. This can mean you're attractive or butt ugly.

But it usually means butt ugly.

I went to meet Stan from Tinder but left immediately. He looked NOTHING like his pics!!! dude could make a train take a dirt road!
Guys always go crazy over Marcy! She could make a train take a dirt road.

By Alfie

Make A Train Take A Dirt Road

A person (girls usually) who is so attractive, people would do things out of the norm when around her.

Dang, Carrie Fisher used to be able to make a train take a dirt road

By Jaquenette

When The River Runs Red Take The Dirt Road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

By Nelle

When The Red Rivers Flowing, Take The Dirt Road Home

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.

Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

By Cinnamon

Define Take The Dirt Road Meaning