Define Eben Meaning

Eben
A large man of afrikaans decent who has a fondness for the word cunt. Also has astounding bad luck to coincide with his foul mouth

"Eben you fat unlucky bastard you will never win that fridge"

"FUCK you CUNT! CUNT"
By Natalina
Ebenism
A form of socio-political thought purported by the South African political theorist Eben Smit. The thought is often described as 'cynical anarchy' and has been hailed by other well known South African political analysts like Prof. Herman Visser as a leading sociopolitical thought concerning the role of the counterculture in modern day politics.

Ebenism is more libertarian than anarchist.
No. Its not, its all together something completely different.
By Viki
Ebening
What Arsenal fans call the period usually after 6pm

Troopz: What are you this ebening?
Claude: Going to watch Arsenal lose
Troopz: Same here blud
By Daphene
Eben
An abnormal normal name for an abnormal person. Usually quiet and free spirited.

Often mistaken for "Even"

Theres Eben again, why look at him dance...
By Ardyce
Eben
Awesomely awesome person, in every respect. Awesome. Virtuoso of the South African Afrikaans language.

"Dude that guy is so awesome."
"Ya, that's Eben."
By Maris
Eben
Coolest, sexiest, supremest boy in the entire school. He also has a huge cock

Woah do you see Eben.

Yeah I heard he has a 12 incher.
By Gretel
Eben
Eben is a Name that can be often be changed by auto correction to "even" but Eben's don't mind this as they are very caring people.Eben is a very usual name and originates from Africa. ON Facebook there only seems to be a couple of Ebens but not very many. Eben may be taken from the name ebenezer but they are the exactly like ebenezer as they often learn from there mistakes to be nice and caring. Eben is very loveable person.

1 "Ohh! Theres Even"
2 " theres that vey caring boy Eben"
By Nelia
Eben

"His penis is so small, whe should start calling him Eben, lol"
By Dasie
Eben
A short little pervert who has a midget hentai porn addiction who like to lick the ballsack of juicy fingers

God trump is such an eben dude bro
By Melody
Eben
Better than torvin Dan Alex and failen.
He has a massive shlong and is the sexist man alive.

Wow Eben is so hot
By Lelah