a new and exciting in-depth sexual act that will also get revenge on
your rude and/or obnoxious in-laws. This is executed by taking your significant other up onto a
terracotta roof, proforming anal sex, ejaculating into your said partners anus, and then letting the semen drip out of their anus and onto a banana creme pie. you must do this in
the month of May, because you will want to save the pie in the freezer for 6 months, letting the semen ferment into a nice hearty garnish. after your long storage time, serve it to his/her in-laws at Thanksgiving
*note*-drinking pineapple juice for a week before performing
Terracotta Pie will make the semen taste sweeter, and therefore, easier to blend into the flavors of the banana creme pie
In-laws-"
mmmm, this
pie is DELICIOUS!"
You-"Yes, its a special
recipe that me and your daughter/son made"
In-laws-"whats it called?"
You-"Terracotta
Pie"