At a hardware store. Woman speaking to employee:
She: "The pole I have doesn't fit in the opening tight enough. Do you
carry one that's a little fatter that will fit more snugly?"
Employee's
thought bubble: "This is a PERFECT
thatswhatshesaidism. But I might get fired. I better not. Ah, screw it, I can't help myself."
Employee's response: "That's what SHE said!"
She: "Manager! Get the manager right now! Who do you work under? I need him right now!"
Employee's response: "That's what SHE said!"