Define The Charles River Meaning

Charles River
River that starts in Hopkington and dumps out into Boston Harbor, seperating Boston and Cambridge. If you go to the Charles, you will likly see some smuck floating around, maybe a few condoms and dead birds as well. People row on it when its now winter and completely frozen over. It is famous for the Head of the Charles, a huge rowing regatta with tons of teams.

It is incredibly filthy, but I have swam in it and I am still alive today.

Son: Mommy, I touched the water in the Charles River with my finger.
Mom: Oh no, let's go to the hospital.
By Gates
The Charles River
The Charles River is a form of Jungle Juice that is made of roughly a half of bottle of Everclear, a half litter of Tequila, roughly 6 cans of light beer, a mixture of pink lemonade and yellow lemonade and some packets of sugar. It looks extremely nasty but it gets the job done. Also if you throw a condom in the mix it will look like The Charles River in Boston.

Guy1: Dude, that Jungle Juice looks like the fucking Charles River
Guy 2: Dude, it IS the Charles River; it'll get you fucked up.
By Freda
Charles River Creative Arts Program
The most awesome camp ever located at the Charles River School in Dover, MA

You went to Charles River Creative arts Program?! You are so lucky, I really want to go there!
By Shina