The point of ugliness in a male below which a
100% straight female would rather go against her sexual orientation and sleep with Ellen DeGegeneres than with him. The female equivalent is
the Neil Threshold, for girls so ugly that a straight male would rather sleep with
Neil Patrick Harris.
Alan is covered with zits, smells like a used
pizza box, and has a hunchback-- I'd definitely rather do
Ellen DeGeneres; he's below
the Ellen Threshold.