Eminem: I am not carrying an Oxford dictionary ATM, I just coincidentally know what coup de grâce means.
Everyone: k
By Cherey
The Oxford Dictionary
A sensible dictionary which has taken many years to construct. Written by posh English gentlemen in London England.
John: "What the F*** is that crap!
Thomas: "It's The Oxford Dictionary"
John: "Looks like a pile of educational shit!"
Thomas: "It's much better than that half burnt Urban Dictionary in your hand"
John: "Don't dis words of the web!"
By Corny
Oxford English Dictionary
A lexicographic wonder comprising 20 volumes of mostly abstruse words, from the graveyard of the English language, in which old gentleman of Anglo-Saxon origin refer to as a conversation piece when drinking their tea with their cronies and chaps; sometimes it is actually referred to promote dry erudite works of literature.
"Jeeves" could you bring me volume 14 from the OxfordEnglish Dictionary?" "There is a word from Shakespeare, of which I am not quite sure."