Define The Taint Meaning

The Taint
(thē tānt) n. A las vegas valley neighborhood, found in the southwest part of the valley, nestled between summerlin and spring valley.

If you've traveled past spring Valley and have not seen a sign for summerlin yet, you are probably in 'the taint'.
If you are in southwest las vegas and can see a gaping rock quarry, you are probably in the taint.
By Karil
Taint On Taint
A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.

Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.
By Chlo
Tainted Taint
The combination of sweat, toilet paper, poo and pubic hairs that build up on the area between the anus and bottomo of the vagina or scrotum. Hence, "tainted taint."

He went down to eat her pussy and abruptly turned back when he found she had "tainted taint."
By Nolie
Taint
A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.

Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!
By Candra
Taint

The scientifically/anatomically correct word for taint is perineum.
By Lani
Taint
That space between your balls and your asshole

By Lanie
Taint
the skin inbetween the anus and the balls or vagina

By Maurise
Taint
a slang used to refer to the perineum, the part of the body between the anus and genital organs, overlying the pubococcygeal muscle. This term supposedly originates from the fact that, "'Tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass," "'tain't" being a contraction of "it" and "ain't", in this case, meaning "it is not."

SON: "Hey Dad, how come they call it a taint?"

FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."

SON: "Oh."
By Ertha
Taint
The region of skin between the genitals and the anus; often accompanied by dingleberries.

Although he can't yet grow any facial hair, Mike can still grow a two-foot Santa beard off his taint.
By Chloette
Taint
The area between ur bits and pieces... Because t'aint your ball sack, and t'aint ur ass crack. Generally after a long day of work it begins to smell of cheese! :)

My taint started to bleed when I jumped on the seatless bike off the Empire state building!
By Darrelle