Define Three Cats Meaning

Three Cats
A person who always interrupts your story with a better story of his/her own.

The number of cats can increase depending on how 'full of themself' the person is. ie (Karen is an 84 cats/Karen has 84 cats)

Someone who always trumps your story and is always better.

Not to be confused with someone who actually owns cats.

Michelle - I went on a beach holiday........
Katrina - My sister's friend's aunty's cousin went to the beach the other day.
Michelle (thinking) - OMG, Katrina is such a three cats.

2. Karen doesn't have 3 cats, she has 84 cats!
By Eliza
Three Cats Back
A Macintosh user who is still using Mac OS X "Panther", in spite of their being two newer versions (Tiger, Leopard)

Pal: Hey, you load up Leopard on your machine yet?

Me: Nope...I'm Mr. Three Cats Back!
By Denyse
Hotter Than A Three Balled Tom Cat
Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!
By Franky
Three Cats Back
A Macintosh user who is still using Mac OS X "Panther", in spite of there now being two newer versions (Tiger, Leopard)

Pal: Hey, you load up Leopard on your machine yet?

Me: Nope...you can call me Mr. Three Cats Back!
By Myrna