1.Evan was too drunk last night so he just decided to thumb it. his girlfriend told him he got bigger. Evan cried himself to sleep...
2. Dude: i was sooo smashed last night i couldn't get it up man.
Man: you should have thumbed it dude!
Dude: f that shit i
duffle bagged it instead man.
Man: yeah but knowing your girlfriend it would be like
throwing a hot dog down a hallway dude!
Dude: thats
low man. (shoots off the mans dick)