Tiny Tots - Thick Dictionary

Tiny Tots

Usually a nickname for a male who has such small genitalia that it is impossible to pleasure a female during intercourse; Inevitably, women don't even know they've been penetrated due to the size.

Mary: I had sex with tiny tots last night.

Jill: Is that his nickname?

Mary: It is now. His d*ck was so small it was like sticking a pencil in a tire swing.