Person 1: Did you hear what "
Tom and Peter" did this weekend?
Person 2: Ya! I heard that right after "Tom and Peter" finished not doing their homework they evolved their vigoroths into Slakings, their pokemon teams sure are unbeatable.
Person 1: Ya, im
so jealous of their pokemon skills :'(
Person 2: I heard "Tom and Peter" also had sex with all of our girlfriends;
past present and future
Person 1: that would not make me feel the emotion of surprise
