A person who dyes their hair a vibrant and unnatural color, typically to stand out as blatantly as possible. They are usually accompanied by a non-binary gender, or some other odd sexuality. Sometimes they are compared to certain species of toxic animals, who use their vibrant colors to warn others of their extreme toxicity.
the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste
Hey, can you cover my shift? I’ve got toothpaste in my hair.
