The epic lead singer of
The Black Dahlia Murder. He slays women from horizon to horizon with his devilish good looks and his deep
baritone voice. He is agile and has
cat-like reflexes that even spiderman is jealous of. Ladys want him, guys want to rock with him, llamas wish they were 1/2 as cool.
Girl: Have you seen that guy with the "
Heartburn"
tattoo across his stomach?!
Guy: DUH! Thats Trevor Strnad...I'd
fuck him...
