1. A great way to look edgy without
getting in those awfully scary fights at the
Nickelback concert.
2. A
suicidal, plane-spotting Mexican midget.
1. This
barbwire tattoo around my bicep is so deeply personal that I'm like, the eighth guy on the drywall crew to get one.
2. We all know what
Tattoo's fantasy was, and it sure as hell wasn't to stare at Ricardo
Montalban's groin for the rest of his days.