A
triggered person is someone whose brain is too small to comprehend logic (See:
Ben Shapiro) and therefore
flips out and scaring the human race. A triggered person usually comes in the form of a feminist or a really left liberal. These fuckers come in many shapes and sizes. But most triggered people are either super fat like over 600 lbs or super skinny like anorexic skinny. These triggered people all exist somewhere in New Jersey. Oh and all single moms get triggered too.
I took a plane to
New Jersey and I saw a Triggered Person. Their words filled me with fear. I thought "it" was going to
explode.
Scariest moment of my life.