The
two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to
curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail
"
Mommy mommy I saw
a monster"
"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a
two legged snail"
