Symptoms indicate: LOVEING starbucks, Scared Of Everything and freaks about anything,All Super Fake, The second that interaction is over, they’re going to turn around and talk shit about each other in a second. think their "
Typical white girl problems" are actual problems they like Taylor Swift, all that shit, suburban white girls love it. watch a movies with their friends while complaining that they’re single. Talks and texts using shorter things like "U" "2" "ttyl" "
ILU" "OMG" and is ALWAYS self centered and flips her hair. Always asking about her appearance. AND last but not Least WHINES ALOT! WARNING IF YOU KNOW A
TYPICAL SUBURBAN WHITE GIRL THAT HAS THESE SYMPTOMS THEIR MOST LIKELY STUPID TO, IF IF YOU HAVE ONE CALL 1-800-WHITEGIRL FOR HELP NOW.
"Can you come to the bathroom with me?"
"Want to
go to Starbucks?"
"Ok SO I have a huge problem. My boyfriend just broke up with me and She's Talking shit."
"OMG I love this pic! INstagram!, Omg I have to go ttyl! UGh that ugly whore."
"Omg I can't belive I've been single this long I mean, Im way more pretty than any of the boys girlfriends UGH *
Hair Flip*
"OMG DOES MY MAKE UP LOOK OK!?!?!?"
"NOOO
I Don't WANNA GO! STOP!
what anyone else would say:
"WOW. She sure is a typical suburban white girl alright"
