UltraNeko is the undenialbe, irrefutible, complete, utter, and unequaled goddess of girl gaming. Some may say she's just a "reviewer" who "reviews" games in a "relaxed" style on the show "
Sadie's Gaming Infection." These claims are understatements of the highest magnitude. UltraNeko does not simply "review" games, she gives the final word on them. Those who dispute her evaluations are clearly
bat-shit insane and should be ignored. Her style is not "relaxed" or "unothrodox." It is the future of game reviewing. Those who have not adopted her format are obsolete, and no one with any sort of brains should watch/read thier reviews, in order to speed up the process of fading them out. The light-hearted exterior nature of her show is simply a hook to draw in
n00bz.
Beyond it lies the most earnest, sincere, and true evaluation of games and gaming ever devised. She is
the one true game reviewer, and all those who dare doubt her merit shall perish in the great gaming clensination of 2288 (it's coming!), and I find it kind of funny, and I find it kind of sad, the dream I saw her topless was the best I've ever had. Wait, did I say that out loud? Shit, now I look like a stalker. Anyway, do yourself a favor, type "UltraNeko" in the search
box on YouTube, and
click that yellow "Subscribe" button.
Gamer Snob: What possible game reviewer could there BE who is better than those at
IGN?
Me: UltraNeko, bitch!