1. what manuel
neuer never fails to wear on pitch.
2. it is the
teasingly thin cotton shirt usually seen worn by usually hot-the-ones-you-fancy
footballers underneath their jerseys.
3. it is the very thing that most fans(girls) hate to see once the footballers pull off the shirts after the match.
4. it can be used as a test to see if a girl is straight or not. nuff said!
...after a germany game...
fangirl 1: hey look
manu is pulling off his shirt! urgghh what's that thing he's wearing?
fangirl 2: why it's the undershirt!
fangirl 1: but he usually wears long-sleeved. i don't get why is it even necessary...
fangirl 2: yeah manu is mean. he needs to start attending the
fanservice lesson.
fangirl 1: he so does. undershirt must be banned!
...both fangirl 1 and fangirl 2 started to appreciate
schweini...