Define United Airlines Meaning

United Airlines
A racist airline that beats Chinese doctors. The defenceles small Ching Chong screams while united rape him. United are in the shit now Ching Wang Wong land are coming to get them and the dank memes are destroying there company. They also have a new motto 'we don't beat our competitors, we beat our customers' United are now worse that Ryan air where you usually sit next to a fat Bastard whose flabs are having out and asked if he can eat your Mars bar. United use there planes to penetrate sluts now. United are also planning 9/11 number 2.

United Airlines: Come fly with us, we don't beat our competitors, we beat you.
Chinese Doctor:. Ching Chong you beat me buttfucks.
By Adella
United Airlines
Used as a verb; Beating the shit out of someone and then forcing them to leave.

The movie theater usher just United Airlines the guy in the 3rd row because his seat was reserved.
By Pammie
United Airlines
United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.

Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.
By Darci
United Airlines
The best Airline if you want to get thrown off for no reason.

Man, did you see that doctor get thrown off of a United Airlines flight for no reason?
By Ashla
United Airlines
1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.

2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.

3) A term to describe being ripped off.

4) Fraud.

I paid for carry-on luggage handling at United Airlines. When I arrived at my hotel room in Boston, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now United refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.
By Valene
United Airlines
An airline that removed its paid customer by using excessive force.

Jerry: I just booked my ticket for my trip.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.
By Tomasina
United Airlines
A very peaceful airline which does NOT re-accommodate their customers using force as they would never overbook their flights.

"I'm flying United Airlines today, wish me luck!"
By Sydney
United Airlines
A secret fighting organization disguised as an airline company.

Person 1: "you wanna avoid flying United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"

Or

"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"
By Olivette
United Airlines
The number one place to go if you want to be forcefully dragged out with a bloody mouth and concussion for no fucking reason.

United Airlines just kicked a guy out for no fucking reason and he was bleeding from his mouth.
By Storm
United Airlines
You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.

The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.

I just got delayed in Houston for no fucking reason. Thanks, United Airlines. Piece of SHIT!
By Junia