a tiny school out in the middle of nowhere surrounded by
marines, old people, and tourists. Good if you have a car and unlimited supply of money for gas. The only thing close is Wal-Mart and the
Kangaroo gas station. Watch out for the fox on campus, he'll stare you down.
Only go to University of South Carolina Beaufort if you wanna get
the hell away from your parents for a few months, cuz
you won't like it for
too long.